Wednesday, October 19, 2011


Al Bruce writes a humor column for the Hornell Evening Tribune. In yesterday's paper, his column found humor in Gasport's name, and he let it rip....

Gasport Flatus Festival time: Tis the time of year when an earthy fragrance whelms Gasport residents and overwhelms those with less olfactory experience inhaling the namesake bouquet. This year’s theme: Celebrate Holidays with the Musical Fruit, says Toots Voluminous, executive director of the festival and Navy Bean Museum. Festival guests can sample bean ice cream, spaghetti with bean sauce, navy bean cake, navy bean coffee, baked bean pie and bean milkshakes. This year’s mid-week highlight: Mardi Gas or Fart Tuesday

Full column here: